Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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