margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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