honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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