Fuck appropriateness.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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