? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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