i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
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He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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