Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
