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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...

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  Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.

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• (831): View more from California

  So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  there are ass prints on the hood of my car.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.

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• (951): View more from California

  Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.

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• (949): View more from California

  I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.

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• (760): View more from California

  u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder

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