Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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