is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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