You really coming over, don't trick.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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