Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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