FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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