okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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