just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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