i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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