Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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