My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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