4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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