Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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