Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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