but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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