Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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