i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
