if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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