Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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