You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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