Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Randomize
