look no pants
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I need water and some morals
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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