school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
