you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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