therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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