Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
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