ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Randomize