I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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