Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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