another moral hangover. fuck.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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