Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
home. puking in laundry basket.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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