my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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