That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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