I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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