my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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