I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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