i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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