It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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