I hope mine doesn't look like that
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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