You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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