Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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