when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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