i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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