So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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