The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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