I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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