turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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