I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS