singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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