So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Randomize
