Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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