Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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