Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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